This is Monkey: A primate of apparently superhuman (supersapien?) intelligence and a rather limited vocabulary. Using advanced technology, monkey had isolated fellow member of same species masquerading as professor at Anna University and promptly sent him the eloquent sms "What you done?". This, followed by repeated enquires to "Wake me up at five" and "What are your current activitiCes?" (which researchers believe is an attempt by monkey to learn the language of said fellow-specimen) and finally, the pithy, the aphoristic, the laconic staple of monkey-specific-language "Poda Dash".
This is monkey being clever.
This is me hassling monkey for attempting wit and philosophical pontifications.
All in a days work.